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Meatless Meat

October 13, 2015

Wretched meatless “meat” I smell

Cooking a floor below,

I can’t escape your malodorous fume,

Though I wish it so.


What lies within your ingredients list?

A grain-filled or soybean curd?

What explains your strong resemblance

To a fire-ignited turd?


To consume you is unnatural,

For flesh makes sausage complete.

If God wanted us not to eat animals,

They’d not be full of meat.


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